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2014-11-22 08:26 pm
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Reviews Master Post

A master post to keep track of all of the reviews I've done for tv series, movies, etc.

ANIME TV SERIES:
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2013-07-08 12:33 am
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Free! Swimming Anime

Okay, so I just finished watching the first episode of Free!, KyoAni's most recent anime that's been as controversial as it's been anticipated by both fujoshi/fudanshi and Western audiences who have been sick of the flack the series has been getting for it pandering to the females.  For a quick rundown of the controversy, male KyoAni fans feel betrayed by the company for making a fanservice anime that appeals to the other gender.  Insults and nasty words get thrown.  People raise a point that male otaku are always pandered to, so why act like the little brat who whines to his mommy when he's forced to share his 23rd candy bar with the neighborhood girl?  And everything devolves into war.

It was all sparked off when this commercial was shown:  FREE! PV.  A lot of folks on Anime News Network (and other places) saw it and hoped that it would become an actual series.  The detractors were all, "Nope, this is just KyoAni demonstrating their skills like they've done before with other commercials.  They'd be stupid to do so, because it would piss off their already established fanbase.  There isn't much of a market with the fujoshi crowd."  Which started a pissing match between the two sides.  And then KyoAni revealed that YES, it was an anime scheduled to release in Summer '13.  And the shit hit the fan.

But enough about that.  I'm here to convince you to give the first episode a chance, which you really REALLY should.  The story is pretty standard - a group of friends who share a love of swimming (and of all having female names) split up, grow apart, then get back together again in high school and have a rivalry going on.  The four main characters are standard stock personality types - the kind big brother, the genki "cute" one (don't worry, he still has plenty of abs like the rest), the one-track-mind serious lead, the emo dude.  And there's a bunch of "high school buddies doing high school stuff together" that many moe, slice-of-life otaku anime focus on.  In fact, the genders could probably be easily switched in this anime, and one wouldn't find too much of a difference - it's pretty reminiscent of K-On, another well-known KyoAni show.

The difference?  This show is filled to the brim with half-naked men with well-formed abs.  And the gay innuendos and camera shots really amp up the campiness.  By just simply switching the genders, tropes and fanservice that are standard for male otaku shows suddenly becomes so hilarious when it's a bunch of male characters doing it.  One could even say that a statement is being made that the show is actually demonstrating how ridiculous and over-the-top those tropes are simply from flipping the characters' genders.

But, really, who cares much for the messages (which I'm probably just pulling out of my ass anyways)?  It's all tertiary to what the show is really selling: (1) fanservice for females (or males, if you're so inclined... really, we're willing to share) and (2) hilarious campy humor (one and two can be easily switched).  Because, really, how the hell can you keep a straight face that female boner down from a scene like the one below (BEST ENDING EVER)?

Haruka x Rin OTP  :3


Or whenever Haruka dramatically rips his clothes off whenever swimming or pools are mentioned?  His eagerness to "thrust his fingers into the surface and carve an opening" (his words, not mine) cannot be contained.

 

And then you get exchanges like this:




Additionally, this anime probably holds further interest for previous competitive swimmers.  The animation during the swimming moments are quite well done, and the show has done pretty good with keeping details in check (medley relay being back, breast, fly, free, the types of swimsuits worn, etc).  Also, while the story and characters are pretty standard at this point, there's a lot of promise for development and growth.

Anyways, episodes are out every Wednesday, with the first episode out last week.  If you're even just the slightest intrigued, then please check it out, whether for the lulz, the toned bodies, the swimming, or the story of friendship, it doesn't matter! 

Need any more convincing?  Try just one more quick preview from ANN executive editor, Zac Bertschy.

Rating: 4-pack, halfway to a 6, gotta do more crunches this summer

Nanase is an odd young man with a shredded-up swimmer's body who knows water in the biblical sense, and can't wait to jump back in the pool (take it, you pool, take it like a good pool) once summer rolls around. He chills with the rest of his former swim club bros who used to go down together (in the water and also in a K2-sized mountain of
doujinshi coming soon to a Comiket near you); there's mild-mannered Makoto and super-genki Nagisa, both of which lament the high school's lack of a decent pool or a swim club. So they roll on up to their old abandoned swim crib, only to run into estranged swim bro Rin, who left for Australia before he could become the One True OTP with Nanase. Now he's a aggressively competitive walking hard-on who challenges Nanase to a swimming competition right there, ripping his clothes off to reveal the swim trunks beneath, even though there's no water in the pool (and tosses aside the glass dildo trophy they were given for being elementary school swim champs as though he didn't care about it anymore or had purchased a new one from AdamandEve.com). Turns out Rin attends a school with a top-notch competitive swim club, and the boys head over there to challenge him, promising the clothes-rippingest, butt-slappingist, skinny-dippingest, most AB-normal swim competition ever put to film.

So this is Swimming Anime, or Free!, and it's two things: one, really well-animated (as is to be expected by KyoAni) and two, hilariously brazen and pretty fun to watch. The
fanservice in it is as over-the-top as you could really expect without just directly hovering over speedo-clad packages (although that does happen a couple times) and if you have a sense of humor about this sort of thing, it'll make you laugh (and probably get you going if you're so inclined). The story ain't much; friendship turns to rivalry is nothing new, but the pacing is pretty quick, and the characters are kinda fun even if they're fairly cardboard at this stage. It's just a fun, silly, really hilariously sex-drenched piece of fujoshi bait with great animation.

P.S.  Just to get this straight right now, Rin, the red-haired, shark-teeth, emo butterfly swimmer? Yeah, he's mine.  You'll need to fight me in the death match.  BUTTERFLIERS SWIM TOGETHER!

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2013-07-03 12:18 am
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Daily Dilly-Dally

So what made me happy today?  I gold-starred Scream (Hard mode, 100%) on Dance Central 3.  Booyah!  Here's a video of someone else gold-starring the dance: Scream (Hard Mode).  Oh yeah, I rank up there with the best. 

Now just to gold-star Usher's other song, OMG.  OMG, indeed.  I've been able to 5-star on Medium (still short of gold though).  I think I'm going to take this one step at a time - first, gold star Medium; then, 5-star Hard; finally, gold star Hard (HAHAHAHA).  No, seriously, take a look at this nasty mess: OMG (Hard Mode).  I'm gonna end up with a pelvic organ prolapse and my stomach shoved in my thoracic cavity.

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2013-03-23 08:09 pm

Bodacious Space Pirates Review

Bodacious Space Pirates - (8.0 / 10.0)
Anime News Network - Wikipedia



SummaryIn the far future where space travel has become the norm, Marika Kato is a high school girl living a rather ordinary life as a member of the space yacht club and a part-time job at a high-class retro café. One day, Marika learns of her recently deceased father, Gonzaemon, who is revealed to have been a Space Pirate who performed legal acts of piracy under the letter of marque. In order for her father's ship, the Bentenmaru, to continue legal operation, Marika, Gonzaemon's direct descendant, is chosen to become the ship's new captain, thus beginning her life as a Space Pirate.

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Review )
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2013-02-18 08:29 pm
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Bleach 520-526

The long-awaited chapters where we see just exactly how badass Unohana is.  It's been hinted at from the beginning of the Soul Society arcs when she could scare the shit out of some Eleventh punks with just a look.

And with a face like the one below, who wouldn't be frightened (or turned on, apparently, if you're Kenpachi).

RAEP FACE )

For the original B&W page, that's even more effing creepy, go here:  http://www.mangastream.to/bleach-chapter-537-page-15.html

Unohana Yachiru, first Kenpachi of Soul Society.  With a thirst for fighting and skills with a blade even greater than her healing abilities.  BITCHEZ BACK IN LINE, SHE'LL F*** YOU ONE AT A TIME.

And lemme just say that I shipped her with Kenpachi long before they became rape face buddies with a thrill for cleaving blades at each other, constantly in the throes of a bloody orgasm.  Of course, the dynamics were way different.  XD

I still can't figure out her bankai though other than that there's lots of blood and people turn into skeletons or something.

Kubo still can't tell pace or set up much of a worthwhile plot anymore, but at least he's able to make things entertaining even if it's driving his own creative work off a cliff.

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2013-02-17 03:18 pm
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Chihayafuru Review

So I posted this review up on Anime News Network on October 10, 2012.  I had recently finished watching the series, and I fell hard for it.

This series is available to watch on Crunchyroll.  The first season concluded in March 2012, and the second season is currently ongoing.

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Chihayafuru - (10.0 / 10.0)
Anime News Network - Wikipedia



Summary
Chihaya Ayase is a girl who has spent most of her life simply supporting her sister in her model career. That changes when she meets a boy named Arata Wataya, a talented karuta player. He thinks that Chihaya has a potential to become a great player. As Chihaya takes on a new dream of becoming Japan's best karuta player, she is soon separated from her karuta playing friends as they grow up. Now in high school, Chihaya still continues to play karuta in the hope that she will one day meet her friends again.

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Chihayafuru 1st Season Review )


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Chihayafuru 2nd Season Review )
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2013-02-17 02:19 pm
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Now a square with a horn can make you wish you weren't born everytime he plays

Because everybody wants to be a cat.

And I'm that square. Here's a pair of earplugs.

So why in Donald Trump's left butt cheek did I start another journal? Because I finally have a chance to hang around with friends who live far away from me. Not going to pass up the opportunity.

We'll see just how active I am. I hope more so than my livejournal account. Hehe...

And because I filled one of these out one time )